Vinflagyam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent mouse.

Vinflagyam created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinflagyam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinflagyam, it will turn you into a slug.

Vinflagyam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vinflagyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing fawn corsets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never feed bread to tapirs while wearing rings.