Fadtonkyaksat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous butterfly.

Fadtonkyaksat created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtonkyaksat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadtonkyaksat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fadtonkyaksat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fadtonkyaksat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Fadtonkyaksat's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fadtonkyaksat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about galaxies.