Hakrothon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited yak.

Hakrothon created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakrothon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hakrothon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hakrothon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hakrothon's Holy Commandments

1. Hakrothon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your feet yellow.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.