Kinnellik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy parrot.

Kinnellik created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinnellik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kinnellik, it will turn you into a duck.

Kinnellik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kinnellik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

5. Never hurt nematodes.