Cebstragtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak badger.

Cebstragtarp created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebstragtarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebstragtarp, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cebstragtarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cebstragtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the north.