Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental eagle.

Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar, he will turn you into a snail.

Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Venarpwonhenveenbudbogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.