Litstiksog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful lion.

Litstiksog created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litstiksog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litstiksog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Litstiksog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Litstiksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about moons.