Sankarfobflambig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind coyote.

Sankarfobflambig created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sankarfobflambig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sankarfobflambig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sankarfobflambig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sankarfobflambig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.