Bitkading is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless hummingbird.

Bitkading created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitkading, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bitkading, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bitkading's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bitkading's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never run in the presence of horses.