Midlopwit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair pigeon.

Midlopwit created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midlopwit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midlopwit, it will not care at all.

Midlopwit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Midlopwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Always stare at clouds.