Guncutgab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless pig.

Guncutgab created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Guncutgab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Guncutgab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Guncutgab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Guncutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.