Jamnartlim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic alligator.

Jamnartlim created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamnartlim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamnartlim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jamnartlim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jamnartlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.