Midfitbif is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, idiotic
cat.
Midfitbif created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midfitbif, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Midfitbif, she will turn you into a sheep.
Midfitbif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Midfitbif's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chromosomes.
2. Erect four gold sculptures of Midfitbif on top of important buildings.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.
5. Never paint your arms red.