Bissfubjop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous centaur.

Bissfubjop created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissfubjop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bissfubjop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bissfubjop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bissfubjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shoes.

2. Run away from purple badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to ducks while wearing pink tights.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Bissfubjop on top of important buildings.

5. Put Bissfubjop first in all things.