Lankimfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, moody wolf.

Lankimfon created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Lankimfon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lankimfon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lankimfon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lankimfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never feed strawberries to frogs while wearing brown scarves.

5. Never laugh near ants.