Gubcamlik is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy
gnu.
Gubcamlik created a strange quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubcamlik, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gubcamlik, he will turn you into a duck.
Gubcamlik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Gubcamlik's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Gubcamlik loves snails, so they must be honoured.