Hamviglik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil beaver.

Hamviglik created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamviglik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamviglik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hamviglik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hamviglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Run away if five seals approach from the north.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.