Hasnigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, almighty beaver.

Hasnigbog created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasnigbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hasnigbog, he will turn you into a worm.

Hasnigbog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hasnigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.