Abnarciss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak hummingbird.

Abnarciss created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abnarciss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abnarciss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Abnarciss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Abnarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Abnarciss.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.