Cammutsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able yak.

Cammutsig created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cammutsig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cammutsig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cammutsig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cammutsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always help doves in need.