Tap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome wombat.

Tap created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tap, she will turn you into a snail.

Tap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tap on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tap must be the most important thing in your life.