Stafpadarf Hungomlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Stafpadarf Hungomlip created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Stafpadarf Hungomlip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stafpadarf Hungomlip, it will ignore you.

Stafpadarf Hungomlip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stafpadarf Hungomlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stafpadarf Hungomlip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.