Dunwadbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful frog.

Dunwadbonk created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunwadbonk, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dunwadbonk, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dunwadbonk's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dunwadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunwadbonk.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.