Dudtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy bear.

Dudtarg created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudtarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudtarg, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dudtarg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dudtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if eight great tits approach from the north.

5. Dudtarg loves sharks, so they must be respected.