Wegbestkim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable pigeon.

Wegbestkim created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbestkim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegbestkim, it will make you grow a tail.

Wegbestkim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wegbestkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.