Migduncud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able finch.

Migduncud created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migduncud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Migduncud, he will strike you with lightening.

Migduncud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Migduncud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Migduncud on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear mauve scarves.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick snakes.