Gigbengilzen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart toad.

Gigbengilzen created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gigbengilzen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigbengilzen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gigbengilzen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gigbengilzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gigbengilzen on top of all buildings.

4. Gigbengilzen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured eagles.