Bunlagzen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent eagle.

Bunlagzen created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlagzen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunlagzen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bunlagzen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bunlagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bunlagzen on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.