Catcubyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional gnu.

Catcubyak created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Catcubyak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Catcubyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Catcubyak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Catcubyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Catcubyak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to moths while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Do not shave your feet.