Nibwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking bat.

Nibwat created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nibwat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibwat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nibwat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nibwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nibwat.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help manatees in need.