Siscissnib is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, vain giraffe.

Siscissnib created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siscissnib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Siscissnib, he will throw large rocks at you.

Siscissnib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Siscissnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.