Raglagmon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy bat.

Raglagmon created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Raglagmon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Raglagmon, he will laugh at you.

Raglagmon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Raglagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Raglagmon on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always wear mauve.