Nanparkhak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil bear.

Nanparkhak created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Nanparkhak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nanparkhak, she will cry a lot.

Nanparkhak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nanparkhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Nanparkhak loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Do not make images of living things.