Rawvenmittam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent parrot.

Rawvenmittam created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvenmittam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawvenmittam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rawvenmittam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rawvenmittam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never run in the presence of frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.