Arm is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate butterfly.

Arm created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arm, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arm, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arm's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Arm on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never wear boots.
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