Tunfarnyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent lion.

Tunfarnyatt created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfarnyatt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tunfarnyatt, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tunfarnyatt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tunfarnyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Tunfarnyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.