Bidnuttjat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental dingo.

Bidnuttjat created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidnuttjat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidnuttjat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bidnuttjat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bidnuttjat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Bidnuttjat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bidnuttjat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear gray tights.