Fetnellbig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Fetnellbig created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnellbig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fetnellbig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fetnellbig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fetnellbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.