Zimtinveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful naga.

Zimtinveen created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimtinveen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zimtinveen, it will cry a lot.

Zimtinveen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zimtinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.