Botdumteen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody grasshopper.

Botdumteen created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botdumteen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botdumteen, she will destroy your home solar system.

Botdumteen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Botdumteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Botdumteen.

5. Never talk about archaea.