Gigpidflat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental newt.

Gigpidflat created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gigpidflat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigpidflat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gigpidflat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gigpidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight horses approach from the south.

2. Never feed melons to porpoises while wearing orange shirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.