Cimbindut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy eagle.

Cimbindut created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimbindut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimbindut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cimbindut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cimbindut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Cimbindut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing pink skirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimbindut.