Rapvonweejarndud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing owl.

Rapvonweejarndud created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapvonweejarndud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rapvonweejarndud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rapvonweejarndud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rapvonweejarndud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if nine ants approach from the south.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.