Sasbid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering dragon.

Sasbid created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasbid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sasbid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sasbid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasbid.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never paint your legs black.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Never play with disobedient children.