Vagrakdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective snail.

Vagrakdob created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagrakdob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vagrakdob, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vagrakdob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vagrakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Vagrakdob on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never wear fawn jumpers.