Shavyikdan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow aardvark.

Shavyikdan created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Shavyikdan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavyikdan, it will turn you into a rat.

Shavyikdan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Shavyikdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.