Larphudfebbom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless fox.

Larphudfebbom created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larphudfebbom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larphudfebbom, she will turn you into a plant.

Larphudfebbom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Larphudfebbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Never paint your face fawn.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.