Jarnnabpark is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented fly.

Jarnnabpark created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnabpark, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jarnnabpark, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jarnnabpark's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jarnnabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarnnabpark.

5. Always take life seriously.