Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable spider.

Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ruttzedgep Larpkambissnakfudfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near bats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.