Begomtvon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable tortoise.

Begomtvon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begomtvon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Begomtvon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Begomtvon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Begomtvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of horses.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Begomtvon on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing indigo stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

5. Do not hurt badgers.